Flight attendant offers her best “mile high club” tips

A flight attendant shares her tips on how to join the mile high club without getting caught and it is blowing people’s minds. Her advice touches on where to sit on the plane and how to time your mid-air liaison.

It turns out that where you sit on the plane matters if you are trying to join the mile high club. At least according to one flight attendant who’s shared her best tips on how to join the elusive club without getting caught. And people have questions.

A flight attendant with the handle @cierra_mistt shared a video on TikTok where she breaks down her suggestions on travelers can join the mile high club. In her nearly minute-long video, Cierra starts by explaining why seat selection is so important. She suggests that you pick a seat near a lavatory. Her reasoning is simple: after the flight attendants complete their service, they will congregate in a common area, giving the risque couple a window to quickly sneak into a lav.

Club inductees may have 20 to 30 minutes to check the box before the flight crew comes back around to check on passengers.

She further notes that 99% of the time the flight attendants are not going to say anything – even if they see it. Whether this is true or not, remains to be seen, but that’s at least her opinion.

To summarize, Cierra’s key tips include:

• Where: in a lavatory (which can be better accessed if you sit close to a lav)
• When: right after flight attendant service
• How long: 20 to 30 minutes

Cierra is not alone in sharing tips to join this group of rarified air travelers. Other well known tips include:

• Booking a redeye flight because you want the cover of darkness for your carnal act
• Booking a long-haul flight because it’s more likely people will fall asleep and not notice your lascivious behavior

Comments on Cierra’s video are all over the place with many surprised the club was even real, while others grossed out by the idea of using a disgusting airplane bathroom for such an act. Others, unsurprisingly, are worried about the math (hey those lavs are tiny!).

The viral video has garnered over 60,000 likes (so far) and 155 comments at the time of publishing. Watch it, below: