Practically right out of an issue of Skymall we’ve found the weirdest travel gear ever and we are all, like, WTF!?! Sure, there’s TONS of travel gear and accessories for sale; we’ve even highlighted some of them in our Best Travel Gadgets post, but who knew that if you dug just a little deeper you’d uncover some really bizarre travel gear.
Here is the weirdest travel gear we’ve ever seen. Prepare to be blown away. Or weirded out a little.
Weird Travel Gear
We are not sure if this is a travel pillow, a costume, or a joke, but the Ostrich Travel Pillow is definitely one of the most bizarre pieces of travel gear we’ve seen.
Yep, a portable bidet…..because you just never know when you might need hose your arse off.
We actually kind of like this idea and it is similar to a travel tip we employ where we lay some of our skivvies over the top of valuable items in our suitcase to ward off the looky-loos. The skids marks though? Feels like a tad too far…
This is weird. Sorry, not sorry. I also totally get it. Like being a dude we don’t have this problem. We can pretty much pee anywhere and do it standing up. But, the invention, while totally useful…is still weird.
Travel Pillows make several appearances on this list because, well, apparently it’s hard to design a good quality travel pillow. While we think the folks over at Trtl have cracked that code it hasn’t stopped apparently everyone and their brother from taking a run at this problem and this little baby is no exception. It’s weird. I can’t figure out if it is a pillow or something my physical therapist prescribed me.
Speaking of travel pillows you can use this baby to strap your forehead into the seat. Yeah, it’s like a seatbelt for your head. I guess. WTF
This is pretty cool actually. And yeah, it’s kinda weird, but I also kinda want one. I also suspect TSA isn’t a fan (maybe they are, who knows…), but it does look fun at least.
Hotel Beds. Am I right? G-R-O-S-S. Who knows what kind of dark deeds have been done on that bed. Nefarious acts committed by people with names like Eminem or Minaj or Steve and Karen. Make them all go away with your own portable bed cleaning robot. Or an anti-sperm robot as I like to think of it.
Actually, on second thought, in today’s day and age, this might actually be something to take with you on your next hotels stay…hmmm
It’s like your own personal airplane air bag. Fully encase your body in the travel pillow and survive the plane crash, fully rested of course. I don’t know even know what to say about this baby. Oh, and you have to inflate it. You’d be halfway through your flight before you got done puffing. Plus you get to look like a total douche bag. Hard pass for me. But it did make the weird list. It’s also weird that some dude probably got rich off this thing selling it at the prices he/she is.
Go away…I am sure you are too weirded out by now
So…what kind weird travel gear did we miss!? We want to know! Drop us a comment below and maybe we will add it!
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